Top ten dumb things your family says and does on Thanksgiving
- “I thought you were supposed to gain the freshman 15 during college, not before!”
- Someone tells a story about how in their day and age, they talked to people in person and not through “those stupid screens that cause nothing but trouble.”
- Your parents ask if anyone has “room” for dessert after dinner and someone replies with “I should have brought my buffet pants!”
- “Do you like Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter?”
- The amount of times you’ve had to repeat where you’re applying to college has made you lose your motivation to apply anywhere.
- “Have you seen that minions movie?” said someone who doesn’t remember how old you are but is stuck sitting next to you at the dinner table.
- “Did you hear Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert got a divorce?”
- Your grandma brings cranberry sauce for the fifth year in a row even though no one has ever touched the sauce.
- That one cousin you only see during holidays who hasn’t gotten over their emo phase asks if you want to listen to a song by a band you’ve “probably never heard of before.” Said band is Fall Out Boy.
- Your uncle makes sure everyone says a prayer before eating even though none of you have stepped foot in a church since the 90’s.